Privacy Policy for CTRL+ALT+LMAO

Effective Date: 4/1/2025

Welcome to CTRL+ALT+LMAO (https://ctrlaltlmao.com), a brand run under 4 Degrees LLC. We’re a geek-fueled, internet-powered apparel shop dedicated to humor, nostalgia, and not being sketchy with your data.

1. What We Collect

When you shop with us, we collect some personal info to fulfill your order. This includes:

  • Name

  • Email

  • Shipping & Billing Address

  • Payment Info (processed securely via Stripe or PayPal)

  • Order Details

  • IP address and browser info (because internet)

We do not collect or store your credit card information—our payment processors handle that securely.

2. How We Use Your Info

We use your info to:

  • Process orders and ship your sweet new shirt/hat/hoodie

  • Send emails about your order (not spam)

  • Respond to customer service questions

  • Improve our store and product experience

We might occasionally email you about new products or promotions, but you can unsubscribe anytime—no hard feelings.

3. Sharing Your Info

We only share your info with third-party services that help us run the business, like:

  • Printful (our print-on-demand provider)

  • WooCommerce or Shopify (our eCommerce platform)

  • Payment processors (Stripe, PayPal)

  • Email services (like Mailchimp, if you sign up for updates)

We will never sell your data. Ever. We hate that, too.

4. Cookies (Not the Delicious Kind)

Like most websites, we use cookies to keep things running smoothly and analyze what’s working (and what’s not). You can disable cookies in your browser settings if you prefer.

5. Your Rights

You can:

  • Request access to your data

  • Ask us to update or delete your info

  • Unsubscribe from emails at any time

Email help@ctrlaltlmao.com if you want to make changes or say hi.

6. Data Retention

We’ll keep your order data for tax and legal reasons unless you ask us to delete it (and we’re legally allowed to do so).

7. Third-Party Links

We might link to other sites like social media, but we’re not responsible for their privacy practices. Click responsibly.

8. Changes to This Policy

We may update this privacy policy from time to time. When we do, we’ll update the “Effective Date” at the top. You’re welcome to check in on it any time.

9. Contact Us

Questions? Comments? Weird fan theories?
Email us at help@ctrlaltlmao.com.